Browse our latest products
LAUNCHING 2026 · JOIN THE WAITLIST FOR EARLY ACCESS + 20% OFF
LAUNCHING IN 2026
PROTEIN
BUBBLE TEA?
Yes please.
Sign up now for priority access and an exclusive discount code at launch.
Lactose-free
22g protein per serving
Real tea, not flavouring
Premium whey
OUR PRODUCTS
basically your favourite drinks but better for you
A premium whey protein blend, smooth and tasty, designed to taste like the drinks you actually crave — not the shake you choke down after a workout with one hand pinching your nose.
MATCHA LATTE
Made with ceremonial matcha
Macros (per serving)
Calories
120 kcal
Protein
22g
Carbs
3.7g
Fats
1.3g
BROWN SUGAR MILK TEA
Made with real black tea
Macros (per serving)
Calories
120 kcal
Protein
22g
Carbs
3.6g
Fats
1.4g
OUR STORY
Aunties have entered the chat
We grew up loving bubble tea in Hong Kong. Then we started lifting and got tired of protein shakes in the UK that frankly tasted like booty cheeks.
So we made the shake we actually really wanted to drink — real ceremonial matcha, real black tea, 22g of protein, and zero flavour compromise. Because nutrition should and can be fun and delicious.
— May, Founder
WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
Yes, it actually tastes like the real thing
★★★★★
I don't even like protein shakes but this?! Finally a protein shake I don't have to do a countdown for before I drink it. I sometimes even catch myself licking the last drops… Honestly its basically a high protein and low calorie version of the milk tea at T4!!
★★★★★
Actually a bit angry… My bag of vanilla protein powder will never see the light of day again… I always have atleast a couple of the matcha ones in my gym bag.
★★★★★
My mother couldn't tell it was a protein shake, says it all really! Gonna put her onto it too especially since she uses GLP and needs to keep a high protein diet.
FAQ
Questions? We've got answers
We're launching in 2026. Join the waitlist now and you'll get first dibs — plus an exclusive discount code before anyone else.
Of course! Our founder (and many other Asians) have lactose intolerance, so our products are zero lactose, zero bloat, and zero "why does my stomach gurgle after protein shakes" moments.
22g of whey protein per sachet, whichever flavour you pick.
Real ceremonial matcha, real black tea — not some vague "artificial flavouring". Shake it with milk or water (believe it or not it's actually good with water too) and it tastes like the real thing.
UK-wide at launch. We're working on more… join the waitlist and we'll keep you posted.
Don't miss launch day
Priority access, an exclusive discount code, and zero spam. Just the good stuff.
CONTACT
Got a niche question or fancy a yap? We're around
Ohhh you old school?
Mail us (we love a good letter)
Unit A159, 4-6 Greatorex Street, London, E1 5NF, United Kingdom
Get priority access